Massage for a Cause

Simply spooktacular

Peek a boo

Tarzan and his jungle babies

and these aren't even the "real" halloween costumes....

You can't make this stuff up

I am at the check out at Shoppers Drug Mart with the kids. Naomi is wiggling around in the seat area of the cart and starting to freak out because she's had enough of being restrained and wants to get out and rip things off of shelves. I am desperately trying to find my Optimum card, because for god's sake, I will not make another purchase and miss out on the points that will never amount to enough to be of any real use. Evelyn says," What's that on her nose Mama?" I look up, and see a life size witch (Halloween decor) at the end of the checkout, and she has a big wart on her nose. "It's a wart." (still looking for my card) Evelyn says "What's that on her chin Mama?" "It's another wart." (and it is), I say as I find my card and finally look up as I pass it to the cashier and notice first the strange look on her face, and second that she has her nose and chin pierced.

Oh yes...and Naomi got her first tooth about a week ago.

Philosophy...is the talk on a cereal box

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Naomi can...

Naomi can...

• say Ma ma, muuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm, and hi (appropriately)
• crawl
• pull herself to standing
• cruise
• create havoc on the entire main floor while using an upside down laundry basket as a walker (as shown below).

Whilst watching Diego

Diego: Help me call to Alicia.
E: It's hard to call her - because she's in the T.V.

On the Move

Audience Participation

Some people are asking how much alike the girls look....who's who?

You do not always die...

It doesn't seem to matter what size pants I buy...I spend an awful lot of time pulling them up.

HELP!

Does anyone know the trick to installing Adobe CS from your burned back-up version of your fully licensed product? (nudge nudge)

For those of you who think the casino is all light-hearted fun and games

CASINO RAMA
Player Development Analyst
Job Type: Full Time
Location: Orillia, ON, CANADA
Job Category: Analyst, Marketing
Industry: Entertainment
Relevant Work Experience: 3
Number Of Positions: 1
Salary:
Posted Sep 5, 2008

Work & Play.. in beautiful Lake Country, 90 minutes north of Toronto and between the bustling ski resorts of Collingwood and back-country at Algonquin Park. Casino Rama is an exceptional employer with a culture built on 'Rock Solid' values and provides superior compensation and rewards, learning and advancement opportunities, and an engaging work environment.

Player Development Analyst

You will assist with various marketing and player development initiatives that require data mining of customer interests and player profiles along with lists for casino functions and events. Able to work under pressure and accommodate all shifts, your teamwork and collaborative skills are supported by a minimum of three years' experience in system design and development, advanced skills utilizing Access, Excel, and AS400-based applications, and intermediate knowledge of MS Office programs.Interested candidates should apply online at: www.casinorama.com/careers

Thank you to all those interested candidates who apply; however, only those candidates selected for an interview will be contacted.http://www.casinorama.com/

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Does anyone know if there has ever been a law suit against a casino re: catering to people with addictive personalities? The title 'Player Development Analyst' implies, to me, that they are looking to 'cultivate' long-term gamers, not just the average person willing to dump $200/year into the place....

Has anyone seen a TV commercial for a casino?

just for fun

She's her. um, errr, father's daughter

N: (whilst watching Cory pop his head up from behind the truck full of mulch) Da da da.